False Attention.

Well in this post I'm not trying very hard, but I felt I should be consistent.

This is about people who are wannabe hipsters (to put it extremely). They're the people who like things when everyone else dislikes them, and visa versa.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH?!!

They're just trying to get attention, and they do, and it astonishes me to see how many people are ignorant to these turdpies. They'll be like, "Oh, it's so cuuuuuuuuute!" and it's like a freaking life sized picture of a dying fly. NO JOKE. Obviously you know that's repulsive except to maybe dog poo, dog poo and flies are BFFS.

Anyway, they annoy me so much because there's really nothing I can do about it and I really want to throw a sandwich at them. It's like, "Speak some truth for once!!"

Example: Person A is 'a' for arse. You know how 'The Hunger Games' got really popular all of a sudden? Well, Person A reads 'The Hunger Games' and says something like, "It's very badly written. What, a postapocalyptic society with kids who brutally murder each other, feeling no regret? Disgusting. And Peeta's gay. And he's a girl. And Gale needs to get a life." GIMME A BREAK. You know who else needs to get a life?

EFFA YOUUUUUU.

These people need to be catapulted to an island to spend some time with NOTHING. Absofreakinglutely nothing. They can wallow in the fact that 1) They have no people to shower them with false attention, and 2) The island will listen to all of your problems. In fact, if you stay there long enough, the island will start talking back.

Just saying. Poo to these people.